lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

(via cumfort)

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

(via klausshouse)

"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."

the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via irlpunk)

"You want something but you don’t want to try. It’s like you want to swim without getting wet."